Annnnd I'm Back...

Hello there,

I regret to inform you that my pathetic life has picked up. I finally have a job that I LOVE, and things seem to picking up for me. I haven't really had any bizarre ocurrances happen to me lately, so this is probably going to be a really boring blog. I, however, promise to keep up with this more and more each day. I have a lot of television to catch up on, thank god for TIVO. TiVo is great. It knows who I am better than I do. Yeah I have my normal shows that I miss and have to keep up with, but then it gives me badass movies and stuff out of nowhere. It is the most pleasant surprise in the world to see that TiVo keeps me in mind even with it's busy schedule. I don't think I will ever need a wife as long as I have my TiVo. If only it could cook...which could be possible someday.

Lets see what else is new? That's about it I guess. Oh in breaking news Miley Cyrus deleted twitter. It's really a shame, because now that's one less celebrity I can stalk. However, this brings 50 year old men and 10 year old girls together in a cause to get her back...#mileycomeback is now the number one trending topic.

There are so many good movies out there that I want to see...I want to see Michael Moore's new movie "Capitalism" and I am on a quest to go see "Paranormal Activity." Also I would like to see "Whip It." I guess I will be found in the movie theatre on my next day off...

Also does anyone like the Jay Leno Show? I think it's okay but it's basically the same as the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Idk...I guess I have to warm up...

That's all for now...take care

And remember...in a dog eat dog world, its a good thing we aren't dogs...