Food Poisoning?

Hello,

To all of my faithful readers, which I am sure is like all of 2 people, I am back to the grind of writing down pointless rants on the internet machine. I had a good vacation I must say, my mind needed a break from all of this thinking. In all actuality, I just was too lazy to blog yesterday. So anyways here it is a Friday night. Young kids are out on the town. Teenagers are most likely at the movies enjoying a popcorn and trying to get some from their boyfriend/girlfriend. Other teenagers are smoking up in a station wagon in a Wal-Mart parking lot in an aimless attempt to see how long they can loiter by the door. College students are out drinking, raising hell, and trying to hook up. Older people are filling the bars with empty bottles, terrible conversations, and smoke filled entrances. But, the real question is where am I?

I am at home. It is a Friday night, at 8:23 p.m. and I am ready for bed. Why? Well A.) I have no money to go to the bar and try to hook up with someone, or get drunk and embarass myself (whichever comes first) B. I am recovering from my alcohol binge and trying not to drink at all C. I think I got food poisoning from a slice of meatball pizza. That's right folks, meatball pizza. I thought that I would be a smartass and go to a pizza shop and order a slice of something no one else would order. I know that people get whole pies of meatball pizza, but not by the slice. So yes, I made it a hassle for the cooks. It was a tasty, juicy, delicious slice of meatball pizza. It was like an Italian explosion in my mouth (and I mean that in the LEAST sexual way possible). I loved every bite of that meatball pizza. Now a few hours later, I am feeling the aftermath. My stomach feels like it has been stabbed 75 times, and then shot up with a machine gun. I am tired and a little dizzy and I assure you I did not just chug a bottle of Jack Daniel's. This is the worst feeling ever. I am pretty sure I have food poisoning, what a bummer. Oh well, I guess on the brighter side of things...more blogs while I recover?

I hope you all have a fantastic Friday night doing whatever it may be that you are doing. Until next time:

Mac 'N Cheese without the Cheese...is simply Macaroni.