I come from a long line of quitters...

Well, today has been good...I had a meeting and I quit my job hahaha.  In the words of George Costanza, "I'm an expert quitter.  It's one of the things I do best.  I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, and I'm a quitter."  The job was okay, just seemed like a scam.  I realized I am wasting my time and talents doing shit jobs.  I am going to be like my ex girlfriend Lindsay Vonn and go for the gold.  Okay, so she is not my ex girlfriend, nor have I ever met her, but hey...a boy can dream.

So now what Tyler?  Well...now I am going to take the time to find something satisfying in life.  I have the basic need of Maslow's hierarchy, but I want to get to the top of the pyramid.  I want to be able to be in a position where I can help others.  I am thinking of charitable things I can do for others.  I have been blessed to be in a position where I have people who care about me, and have brought me up.  Sure it was rough, it hasn't been all rainbows, but such is life.  I am just blessed to be alive.

In other news, I am pretty stoked to hear from Tiger Woods tomorrow.  I cannot wait to see what he has to say.  I wonder if they take people in sex rehab who think about sex all the time, but can't get any?  Oh wait, if they did that they would have to check in 73.6 percent of all men into rehab.  Although, I bet they would make a ton of money...Hmmmmm, start a sex rehab, possible money maker there, mental note made...

Well I guess that's all for now.  P.S. rumors that Johnny Damon may sign with the Braves.  I guess that I may have to get a Johnny Damon jersey.  Dear Amazon, do you just give away free stuff?

I may be ordering a Tracy McGrady jersey, now that he is a New York Knick.  It's a shame they probably will not keep him past next season, but oh well it free'd up some room to sign Lebron James.  It all worked out, but I will miss Nate Robinson aka Kryptonate, not happy about that move...

That's all from my life right now, time to start eating Ramen Noodles to save money, and also time to start practicing for golf season.  It's about all I have to look forward too!

Peace world,

Tyler

Ahhhhh, good to be back!

Hello out there,

It's been way too long since I have blogged.  Blogging is about all I have in life I think.  I have no phone, I have really no job.  I have been considering really odd jobs as a way to keep myself busy.  I have been looking into joining the circus.  I have been looking at how to become a pilot.  I have also looked at ways to invest a dollar.  So whether I end up clown, Captain Pearson, or a Stock Broker, I vow to not stop blogging.

So what has been new out there?  Is everyone happy with themselves?  I think I would be more happy, if I could just earn an honest buck.  I have been looking on Amazon.com, for all of the things I want in life.  To be honest there are just too many.  I really wouldn't mind having a Kindle, I wouldn't mind having a new printer, I wouldn't mind having a Samsung LED-Tv!  Someday I guess...Someday!

Also, I could really use a new Blackberry.  Yes, once again my phone has shit the bed.  I have not been able to do anything on my phone.  So to those who have tried to contact me, which I am sure isn't many, I deeply apologize.  It looks like I won't have my new Blackberry until April.  Yes I know, you can get them everyday it's not a big deal.  And some people will say, "But Tyler, You have insurance on it!"  Well...I refuse to pay 80 dollars for a new phone.  The trackball quit working on it, and then my keyboard.  This was one of their refurbished wonders they send out.  So I called them and said "Yes, it's under warranty."  Then they asked me if there were any scratches or anything on it, and I had to measure the depth of them with my thumbnail.  Well, there is a scratch.  One that was on it when they sent me the refurbished piece of junk.  In fact, I couldn't have done it, because my case covers where it is, and I have NEVER had my phone out of the case.  So point blank, I'm protesting Asurion.  I will wait til April when I'm eligible for a new Blackberry.

Anyone seen any good movies?  Anyone eaten in any good restaurants?  I haven't seen any movies lately, but I will give you my two Williamsport, PA area restaurants of the day:

Venice Pizza, in the Giant Plaza.  It is fantastic.  Cheap, and delicious pizza.  It gets a Tyler Guarentee for good pizza on a budget.

Also, Georgie Bagels.  They have great, fresh bagels.  On Tuesdays, they have a deal called "Turbo Tuesdays"  This gets you any breakfast sandwich and a coffee for 2.99.  If you are a fan of breakfast sandwiches, coffee, or just great bagels, it is a Tyler Guarentee.

That's all I have for you now, feel free to comment.

-Tyler

Off to work...

I love the smell of the morning. I love it more when there are egg whites and turkey bacon cooking. Also you can't beat organic coffee. Yes, a health freak. I know what you're thinking. These good habits will all fizzle out by the weekend, it's a guarentee.

So what's hot this morning?

Well it is snowing in El Paso, TX. It is not snowing in NE PA. That is a bit odd. Maybe global warming is for real?! A hockey player knocked out his own player last night. It was pretty sweet. Our economy may have single handedly been boosted by "Cyber Monday." Apparently there were some huge, huge numbers put out yesterday, I think something like 4 million shoppers/minute at one point. Students also had an attack on redheads, apparently playing out a joke on "ginger kids" as seen on South Park. That's just not right. Also the former Miss Argentina died after plastic surgery.

The things you learn from early morning news. Well it's off to work 9:30-4 today.

Be thankful for what you have. A lot of people don't have anything right now. If you are reading this, try to take the time to do your part and help children and families have food on the table. WWW.HUNGERBITES.ORG for more details, and you can donate at your local food bank. Please do your part.

And I'll leave you with this video for this morning, if this doesn't put you in the mood to dominate, nothing will:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY

I'll be home for Christmas (Not!)

Ah,

The sweet smell of candy canes, sweaty men, and snow. The holidays are here. I can just say that the holidays are hell when you work at Best Buy. Black Friday was god awful. Sure, everyone wants to work and make money. But, no one wants to put up with all of the assholes that come in and annoy you with pointless questions, and belittle you because they feel they are better than you. It's just awful.

I will stop talking about that. I am actually quitting my job. I had no Thanksgiving holiday, that was pleasant. No family fights, no unbuckling of the pants due to the massive intake of turkey, stuffing, and potatoes.

New addictions: Shopping on Amazon.com. Popcorn. The Big Bang Theory.
Well that is really all of them. I guess I don't have much time to myself anymore, kind of disappointing. Oh well, we will see if I can somehow manage to get in to the spirit of the holidays. That is not going to happen, but I vow to make an honest effort. I really want to see what all of this magic is about. The magic of the season. Hmmmmm...

I will let everyone know the "Tyler Pearson 25 days of Christmas" story. I will update it on my blog. We will see if a Scrooge can really be turned.

Annnnd I'm Back...

Hello there,

I regret to inform you that my pathetic life has picked up. I finally have a job that I LOVE, and things seem to picking up for me. I haven't really had any bizarre ocurrances happen to me lately, so this is probably going to be a really boring blog. I, however, promise to keep up with this more and more each day. I have a lot of television to catch up on, thank god for TIVO. TiVo is great. It knows who I am better than I do. Yeah I have my normal shows that I miss and have to keep up with, but then it gives me badass movies and stuff out of nowhere. It is the most pleasant surprise in the world to see that TiVo keeps me in mind even with it's busy schedule. I don't think I will ever need a wife as long as I have my TiVo. If only it could cook...which could be possible someday.

Lets see what else is new? That's about it I guess. Oh in breaking news Miley Cyrus deleted twitter. It's really a shame, because now that's one less celebrity I can stalk. However, this brings 50 year old men and 10 year old girls together in a cause to get her back...#mileycomeback is now the number one trending topic.

There are so many good movies out there that I want to see...I want to see Michael Moore's new movie "Capitalism" and I am on a quest to go see "Paranormal Activity." Also I would like to see "Whip It." I guess I will be found in the movie theatre on my next day off...

Also does anyone like the Jay Leno Show? I think it's okay but it's basically the same as the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Idk...I guess I have to warm up...

That's all for now...take care

And remember...in a dog eat dog world, its a good thing we aren't dogs...

Hopes, Dreams...Superheroes

It's been a while since I have posted a blog, I feel like a part of me is missing, not really but still. I have now started out 2-0 in my fantasy football league. That is my best start ever. Thank god. I feel like a piece of me is missing. I have to start paying school loans back in November. I have to go on a spending freeze. It's really quite annoying. This weekend is my last hoorah (or however you spell it). I am going to the Penn State vs. Iowa game on saturday night, it will be on ESPN everyone should watch, it's our "revenge" game from them beating us in the final minute and handing us our only loss last season. It will definitely be nice to see my old college buddies and be morons.

I realized now that I have no hopes or dreams at the moment. Other than wanting to be a superhero. I was watching Batman the other night, yes immature I know, but how sweet would it be to be him. He is not afraid of anyone, he just kicks ass and keeps Gotham safe. Plus he has sweet gadgets. It is just a shame that the only way I'll ever be Batman is on Halloween. And even then it is hard because most costume's are child sized, and it is hard to get a children's costume on a 6'4 person. Oh well...I guess until the opportunity to become a superhero and fight crime the vigilante way in Central PA, I should do some soul searching. I don't know what I want to do with my life...maybe I want to become a journalist or something. I don't know. Maybe I'll write a movie? We will see what happens. Until I blog again...peace

I don't really have a title for this one...

Hello All,

So I have not really been busy, but I have not really been bored. I haven't written one of these in a while, but I really have nothing to write. Isn't it funny how the universe works? It seems like there are so many inverses in life. I am tired, but I can't sleep. I'm hungry, but I don't know what to eat. I want to watch tv, but there's nothing I want to watch on. It's bizarre. I know, I am clearly a weirdo for reading into things like this. I guess I overthink too many things. But then there are times when I don't think at all. Inverse.

Okay enough with the philosophical bull. Here's my life, I have been on this diet for a long time, I have slowly lost 40 pounds. I think I am undernourished though, my legs just don't want to work and I am dieing of soreness. This means I need to eat a lot more I think to have necessary energy for the day. I am not a nutritionist by any means, but here's the strategy eat some more food (good food, not junk) and workout a little bit more even if its a slight increase. Simple strategy enough whining. Either way I am happy with where I am at. It is a great feeling to wake up and appreciate everyday, and to not feel like a piece of crap. I have a lot more confidence and that too is a great feeling.

I am so excited for football season! Penn State kicks off this weekend. Should be a blowout win for us, but you never know. That's the beauty of football!!! Then the NFL season kicks off. That is what I am really excited for. Fantasy Football!!! My league had it's draft and I think everything went pretty smoothly!! I am okay with my team, not really thrilled, but okay with it. I think I'll make the playoffs.

Alright so that's my rant. I apologize for the lack of comedic relief from your strenuous days at work and parenting and whatnot. I promise when my brain is not overworked and undernourished I will make you fall off your chairs laughing. That actually will not happen at all, but hey if I make one person fall over laughing just once in my lifetime, that's another thing off the old bucket list. Tah Tah for now people, and remember if you wake up, it's always a good day!